A reminder of my fees for political correspondence.

As the general election is coming up, I am putting charges onto all political correspondence that I receive at my house. .

The charges for flyers, letters and pamphlets are:
Conservatives: £50
Labour: £250
Lib Dem: £77.50p
Brexit: £5

All other parties: £49.99p

If you visit my house, you will be charged the following:

Answering the door:
Labour or Libdems: £99.99
All other parties: £9.99

Listening to what you say, charges per minute and part thereof:
Conservatives: £9.99
Labour: £249.99
All other parties £49.99

Telling you to fuck off:
Labour: £249.99
LibDems: £99
All other parties, free

There will also be a £49.99 surcharge for p&p of the invoice.




It will be assumed that by posting material through my door, or visiting my house, that you have read these terms and have agreed to them.

Invoices will be sent weekly, Payment in full will be required within 7 days.