Showing posts with label brexit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label brexit. Show all posts
Saturday, 2 November 2019
A reminder of my fees for political correspondence.
As the general election is coming up, I am putting charges onto all political correspondence that I receive at my house. .
The charges for flyers, letters and pamphlets are:
Conservatives: £50
Labour: £250
Lib Dem: £77.50p
Brexit: £5
All other parties: £49.99p
If you visit my house, you will be charged the following:
Answering the door:
Labour or Libdems: £99.99
All other parties: £9.99
Listening to what you say, charges per minute and part thereof:
Conservatives: £9.99
Labour: £249.99
All other parties £49.99
Telling you to fuck off:
Labour: £249.99
LibDems: £99
All other parties, free
There will also be a £49.99 surcharge for p&p of the invoice.
It will be assumed that by posting material through my door, or visiting my house, that you have read these terms and have agreed to them.
Invoices will be sent weekly, Payment in full will be required within 7 days.
Sunday, 12 March 2017
Brexit
Yes, Brexit.
That dirty little B word that seems to be the route of sighs, and the bain of the rich everywhere.
There are people in parliment, and the house of lords, that really don't want Brexit because of the economy.
The economy.
Fuck the economy. That is not the reason I, or many others, voted Brexit.
I voted Brexit because I am pissed off to the back teeth of walking around town, and hundreds of people not speaking English.
I am pissed off with how easy the government hands out houses to immigrants, yet it is impossible for anyone to get a mortgage noways.
I am pissed off with people claiming asylum here, getting upwards of £30k in benefits for families that aren't in this country.
I voted Brexit to close our borders.
Fuck the economy.
Infact, if we get rid of all immigrants both legal and illegal that arrived here in the past 5 years, the government would have a surplus of cash because they aren't paying out as much to the fucking immigrants.
I am actually scared of the country's future.
All of these immigrants are allowed to vote. If we don't vote UKip in the next election, then immigrants will outnumber natives by the following one, and we wont have a fucking chance of reclaiming Britain for the British.
Please, just get Brexit underway, so we can be British again.
Close the fucking borders.
That dirty little B word that seems to be the route of sighs, and the bain of the rich everywhere.
There are people in parliment, and the house of lords, that really don't want Brexit because of the economy.
The economy.
Fuck the economy. That is not the reason I, or many others, voted Brexit.
I voted Brexit because I am pissed off to the back teeth of walking around town, and hundreds of people not speaking English.
I am pissed off with how easy the government hands out houses to immigrants, yet it is impossible for anyone to get a mortgage noways.
I am pissed off with people claiming asylum here, getting upwards of £30k in benefits for families that aren't in this country.
I voted Brexit to close our borders.
Fuck the economy.
Infact, if we get rid of all immigrants both legal and illegal that arrived here in the past 5 years, the government would have a surplus of cash because they aren't paying out as much to the fucking immigrants.
I am actually scared of the country's future.
All of these immigrants are allowed to vote. If we don't vote UKip in the next election, then immigrants will outnumber natives by the following one, and we wont have a fucking chance of reclaiming Britain for the British.
Please, just get Brexit underway, so we can be British again.
Close the fucking borders.
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